In my warped little world it be like this…
Behind the scenes :
-It’s election time again, oh goodie. What can we do that hasn’t been done before… what can we do for a bit of fun this time?
All behind the scenes thought really hard which mercifully did not take long.
-Let’s take our old skool politician but in a female body and see how many falls for that one. That should be popular and ‘politically correct’, he he he. Everyone who wants ‘change’ will vote for her and we’ll be all set….
To make sure he, I mean she, wins, let’s put ol’ moneybags to represent the opposition. Surely no one will take that foul-mouthed bigot seriously? And if they do perhaps it’s because they think he will use his moneymaking skills to help this country… deluded sods.
Now we got the voters well and truly confused, let’s throw in an underdog just to make it a bit more interesting. Someone who represents all the things the establishment fear to make it more thrilling, and see how the old activist does…
Then if there is any comeback we can just point and say you had your chance and you still voted for the devil you know…
All in favour? Good. That’ll be a titillating political saga to follow in the news and on TV.
Only it’s 2016… Never expected the world really is changing, did ya? Or the media of the masses to be quite as effective in relaying events as they happen?
Here’s me doing my bit cheering on Bernie Sanders, and for Jeremy Corbin – who’d have seen that one coming?
Sometimes the best person for the job simply wears a man’s body.
Now I half expect s’one to knock on the door and there’ll be a washing machine with an anonymous note saying “now shut the fuck up.” And to that I’ll just say
Feel the Bern!!!